stephenfry

America should be awake now. Hope you're enjoying your holiday. There's still time to reconsider: Britain will have you back, if you behave.

Oh Stephen Fry, if you batted for my team I would be ALL OVER THAT.

HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE! (Even those of you who aren't American and thus don't celebrate- Or celebrate at the wrong time, you weirdo Canadians- I'm eating pumpkin pie and thinking of you.)

Um, guys? Why did no one ever mention
( HIPS )

http://www.comicsalliance.com/2009/11/12/stephenie-meyer-comic-book-twilight/


HA HA HA HA HA HA HA OH GOD, SMEYER. YOU WILL NEVER NOT BE RIDICULOUS. NO, SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE HELL

DanneelHarris

I know what a tough week the Haters are having, so here's an extra big HUG!!!!


Dear Danneel Harris: You are too adorable for your own good. You fiance could use some of your balls.

I'M GOING TO CON THE CON. I JUST SPENT $90. HAPPY 21ST BIRTHDAY TO MYSELF. WHO WANTS TO COME WITH ME? (DANICA THIS MEANS YOU)

I FORGOT THIS UNTIL I SAW LAURA'S POST. ANYONE WHO WANTS CHRISTMAS CARDS, GIVE ME YOUR NAME & ADDRESS AND YOU'LL GET ONE. COMMENTS ARE SCREENED, BLAH BLAH BLAH.

MY FANDOM HAS CANON FISTING. BEAT THAT.

Sometimes I think "maybe I am setting my standards for a significant other too high." Then I see this on my dating site: "i love music especially television".

So, when non of y'all are online for me to spam to, I get bored. I MUST QUOTE FIC, PEOPLE, PRETTY SOON I'M GOING TO START READING IT OUT LOUD TO KATIE AND NOBODY WANTS THAT. Okay that's a lie I totally want that, but I must stop while there are lines!

I JUST MADE THE WORLD'S BIGGEST, LOUDEST KEYBOARD SMASH OF ALL TIME.

( spoilers for future episodes of the GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH aka SPN )

RENT/DOWNLOAD/BUY IMAGINE ME AND YOU RIGHT NOW. IT IS THE MOST PERFECT MOVIE EVER MADE THE END.

So, I woke up this morning and felt a little pukey. I went to class anyway, because I am an awesome student.
.... made it half way through class before running to the bathroom and throwing up three times. Surprise!flu, you can suck my giant hypothetical cock.


In other news:
http://www.sfx.co.uk/vote
I would vote for at least 2 things in EVERY ONE OF THOSE CATEGORIES except video games, which is only because I can't afford a gaming system. GUYS, I AM OFFICIALLY A GIANT NERD.

....NOW ALL OF YOU GO THERE AND VOTE. SPN, MERLIN, CHUCK, STAR TREK, WATCHMEN, DR. WHO, TORCHWOOD (fuck you, RTD, fuck you)... THEY ARE ALL THERE. ALL NOMINATED. SRSLY. IT'S LIKE, THE WAR OF MY FANDOMS. ISN'T THAT EXCITING?

Now I'm going to go do what flusteredspeech suggested and go 'read about boys kissing, or something' until I feel less like puking my intestines out.

Happy Birthday Daddy

You would have been 55 today. I hope that wherever you are, you're happier than you were here.

I miss you

Your Jeany

Title: No Chick Flick Moments
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Outrageous amounts of schmoop
Notes: I am supposed to be writing a paper. Instead, morcalivan was having a bad day and wanted wee!chester schmoop. So I obliged.

( Just remember: No Chick Flick Moments )

Things to Do:
Today:Shakespeare analysis, due tomorrow
Tomorrow: 5 story prompts, math homework, latin, work
Thursday: math homework, latin quiz (AHHHH)
Friday: catch up on crit homework, math homework, latin
Saturday: work, math, latin
Sunday: work, math, latin

Rinse and repeat until December. Oh god, I'm going to die.

Still alive! And, in honor of A) posting for the first time in like, a milinia and B) Cheering up (hopefully) after tonight's episode I bring you, my new completely angst-free OTP, in all it's capslocked crack-filled glory, which was brought on by stalkercelly and I capsing after the show. This is very blatantly why we need to be supervised at all times. The reason she is not in this is because she was in the bathroom, being distressed by her shower curtain.
( Madeline says: (10:19:02 PM) SO, I'M STARTING OVER )

If there is one person or more on your friends list who makes your world a better place just because they exist and who you would not have met (in real life or not) without the internet, then post this same sentence in your journal.

Hopefully, you all know who you are. I love you all so very, very much <33333

http://www.mensfitness.com/fitness/469?page=3

How much do y'all love that our boy's third, before a boxer. ...Also before a skateboarder, so maybe order has nothing to do with it. In any case, I think this is where, if it were me, I'd call it a job well done and throw out the weights.