If there is one person or more on your friends list who makes your world a better place just because they exist and who you would not have met (in real life or not) without the internet, then post this same sentence in your journal.

Hopefully, you all know who you are. I love you all so very, very much <33333

http://www.mensfitness.com/fitness/469?page=3

How much do y'all love that our boy's third, before a boxer. ...Also before a skateboarder, so maybe order has nothing to do with it. In any case, I think this is where, if it were me, I'd call it a job well done and throw out the weights.

I made some icons!

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1-15: SPN and J2 (and one Misha, cause he's my forever girl); no spoilers
16: How I Met Your Mother
17-21: Random Quotes
22-24: Winnie The Pooh (traditional)
25-29: Buffy quotes
30: Katie McGrath
31-33: The Mortal Instruments
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I AM NOT OKAY WITH ANYTHING THAT JUST HAPPENED

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA ENGLAND I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

TODAY IN WTF FANDOM, I BRING YOU NOT A FIC BUT A PRETTY PICTURE. NO, THERE ARE NO BOY BITS SHOWING.

http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v299/Bayre/?action=view¤t=branded1.jpg

HAHAHA. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

SO. I just got Photobucket and I made some ICONS! Some of them are better than others... you can definitely tell these are my first ones, but I'm still proud of them so I thought I'd share.
1-9 and 35: Merlin
10-17: Supernatural
18-19: Leverage
20-23: Random Children's Books
24-26: Wishbone and Literature Quotes
27-34: Assorted Quotes

SAMPLE

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( TO THE ICONS )

I don't understand. I love writing, LOVE it. I've never wanted to do anything else (except for that stint when I was 5 and wanted to grow up to be Simba) but lately... I dunno. It's like, I know what I WANT to write, I have the plot and the characters and even OUTLINES for fuck's sake, but NONE OF IT IS WORKING.
I know it's just bigbang, and it's stupid and just a fandom thing, but I just wanted to prove to myself I could DO IT. That I could write something that was... I don't even know. But apparently I can't.

I mean, I'm not giving up. Not yet. But I might go take a bath and cry.

So, I know, I already posted a WTF FANDOM summary tonight

BUT THEN I FOUND THIS ONE, AND IT COULD NOT BE PASSED UP

fandom/pairing SPN RPS – J2 – Jared Padalecki/Jensen Ackles
other pairing(s)~ JDM/Zac Efron, Chad Michael Murray/Sophia Bush
rating~ PG-13
word count~ 2,989

genre~ Historical AU, romance, angst, hurt/comfort
summary~ It’s been three months since Jared and Jensen’s engagement ball, and Jensen has never been happier. But Jared starts sneaking around and leaving town frequently, and Jensen is left behind, confused and alone, wondering what happened to make Jared fall out of love with him.
warnings~ Mpreg

author’s note~ Title from Death Cab for Cutie’s “I Will Follow You Into The Dark."

JDM/ZAC EFRON? WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK

TODAY, MY WTF!FANDOM POST HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH DRAGONS. INSTEAD, IT INVOLVES WRESTLERS-TURNED-B-MOVIE-STARS.

Title: Rocking hard for Jared
Disclaimer: I own nothing and no one. Not for profit.
Summary: Hollywood parties aren’t Dwayne Johnson’s thing. Really they aren’t.
Rating: NC-17
Author Notes: prompt: Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, with a very drunk Jared.
Word Count: 2210


2000 words about THE ROCK/JARED? I SAY AGAIN: WTF FANDOM

so morcalivan and I were watching 4x17 again today, and I thought of something. So I wrote a drabble!

Title: In the Dark
Rating: G
Pairings: Sam/Dean, if you squint
Spoilers: Up to "It's a Terrible Life"
Disclaimer: Not my sandbox, I just like to pee in it
Summary: Zacharias was wrong about one thing
Notes: Exactly 100 words WOO-HOO

( They were destined for this )

I JUST BOUGHT A CAR!

omg I'm such a grown-up. It was $6000 and it's a 2000 Toyota Camery. HUZZAH

I could probably enjoy this much if I could BREATHE. Fucking cold.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

( SERA GAMBLE, I TAKE BACK EVERY BAD THING I EVER SAID ABOUT YOU. )

For the latest issue of WTF FANDOM? I bring you something NOT INVOLVING DRAGONS (I know, surprised me too)

Summary: Dean has tentacles. Sam wants to talk about it but discovers there is more to the story than his own nightly visits.


TENTACLES? IF YOU WANT TENTACLE PORN, GO BACK TO THE HP FANDOM AND USE THE GIANT SQUID.

In this edition of "Why is my fandom so weird?" I offer you a SECOND J2 DRAGON!AU. That's right. It was not an isolated occurrence.

Summary: Jared's a prince who always does what's expected of him, even as he dreams of following his heart. When his father signs an allegiance with a dragon clan and he meets Jensen, everything changes.

THIS ONE THOUGH, IT HAS A BANNER
http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff110/kiraynn/draconis_header_by_inanna-maat.jpg


*headdesk*

OH MY GOD MY WHOLE WORLD VIEW HAS JUST COLLAPSED. I ACTUALLY JUST HAD THE FOLLOWING CONVERSATION(S)


TO LAURA:

Me: This fic is great! It's a Marthur parody of the Princess Bride! (http://01100100.fanfib.org/fanfiction/other/princes_bride.html seriously awesome go read it)
Laura: I've... never actually seen the Princess Bride
Me: OH MY GOD WHAT?!? *runs off to tell Janne*

Me: JANNE! OH MY GOD! LAURA'S NEVER SEEN THE PRINCESS BRIDE!
Janne: Erm... I haven't either
Me: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD *runs off to Morc*

Me: MORC OH MY GOD YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE WHAT JUST HAPPENED TO ME!
Morc: What's that dear?
Me: I WAS TALKING TO LAURA AND SHE'S NEVER SEEN THE PRINCESS BRIDE, SO I WENT TO GO TELL OUR FRIEND JANNE AND SHE'D NEVER SEEN IT EITHER! THE LAST TWO PEOPLE ON EARTH WHO HAVEN'T SEEN IT AND I'M FRIENDS WITH THEM BOTH!
Morc: Um, actually... I've never seen it either



HOW ARE THERE THREE PEOPLE ON EARTH WITH ACCESS TO THE INTERNET AND TV WHO HAVE NOT SEEN THE PRINCESS BRIDE? HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE? AND HOW AM I FRIENDS WITH ALL OF THEM ?!?

I know you've probably all seen this already but...

( JARED JUST MADE MY OVARIES EXPLODE )

SRSLY HOW IS HE SO PRECIOUS?

What I want to know is

( Where is this necessary?  )

I worry about humanity.

So I don't really know how I feel about this, but it wouldn't go away until I wrote it.
Written for bergann because she watched Roswell and loved Kyle as much as I did. Also she's awesome.

Pairing: none really, implied Max/Liz, Sam/Dean
Rating: pg, if that
Summary: Sometimes, they see this van...

( Five Times Sam and Dean saw a Blue Van and one time It saw Them )

So, since most of you people on my flist aren't as nuts or as obsessive as I am, I realized that y'all don't get to see some of the stuff people come up with to write about. This is a shame. Therefore, I decided to start a project called Show Sane People How Insane Fandom Is. This project consists of me posting the most insane summaries for fic I find; I really hope none of the authors I mock are my friends. If you are, I'm sorry, but REALLY?

Here's the first one:

Summary: Dragons and their riders have always protected the land, but they have also been used for destruction and war. Can Jensen and Jared's love overcome everything that keeps them apart, and can they find a way to keep another apocalyptic dragon war from occurring?